Reasons to Date a Chemist

• We might name a molecule after you.
• Chemists know how to handle HOT items!
• Chemists have all the right elements.
• Guaranteed to experience great chemistry.
• Chemists have all the solutions.
• Chemists are used to exchanging fluids.
• We are constantly learning and improving our techniques.
• We have no problems resorting to gadgets and gizmos to get the job done.
• We are used to pulling all nighters.
• Who else better to experiment with, than a chemist?
• We do it periodically on the table.
• It's a mystery what we wear under our lab coats.
• We like to experiment.
• We always wear protection.
• We have chemistry.
• Chemists can handle chain reactions, with multiple stages.
• Chemists know the difference between "organic" and "orgasmic".